Another date gone horribly wrong

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me: "So, what kind of movies do you like?"
girl i recently met: " I like foreign movies."
me: "Hollywood movies?"
girl: "Yeah, and some Japanese movies. I love Akira..."
me: " Yeah, I watched Akira too! On Betamax. Best anime ever..."
girl: "I was talking about Akira Kurosawa."
me: "Eh? Well, I still watch a lot of Japanese movies."
girl: "Really?! That's great! Ano favorite mo?"
me: "GUNDAM."
girl: "Are you totally retarded?"
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the Bilog Blog's take on the Desperate Housewives brouhahah

A friend asked me ( they always ask me crappy questions) what I thought about the recent scandal over Teri Hatcher's line about "some med school in the Philippines." I answered that the writers were dumb and had no idea what they were talking about. Then I went back to watching porn - I mean - reading my Kaplan reviewer.

On later introspection (while sitting on the toilet) I realized that I shouldn't have been offended. Teri Hatcher's line went this way:

“Can I just check those diplomas because I just want to make sure that they are not from some med school in the Philippines.”

Notice that she said "some med school." Well, I am not just from SOME med school. I graduated from THE med school of the Philippines.

Hehehe! Angas ng peyups! UP Fight!

Dudes, I kinda suck!

I didn't get into the residency program of Veteran's Memorial Hospital. That sucks.

Now that's out of the way, let's go back to what we do best here in the blog: making fun of other people. (Yes, this is a clear case of the pot calling the kettle black, but I don't give a flying f*ck. Not right now.)